I have had a fun two days, helped of course by the fact Mr Dry always makes me smile n apparently smiling produces happy hormones so I’m feeling happy, because I will succeed, how cool will it be to laze about on a hot beach watching Aussie surfing dudes wax their boards?
some great people learning some new things, I must say I didn’t want it to end, did a bit of phone number swapping , ate a bit to much , hell I need the gym really badly n I know its gonna hurt but im there already.
Just for the record tho, I actually don’t like steak, give me a curry or chicken any day.
Goals is over and now im back in the hub helping a new visitor connect to the net.
No idea where Hot Jon is, maybe ive scared him off , ”hey where ya gone”?
I am a good person I am a good person I am a good person , repetition is the key in fact its a way of life at the moment and a very useful one its gonna be .
The sun is shining the surfers are hot , my Goal is totally achievable n damn right I love Mr Dry, He walked through my front door at exactly the right time and planted the thought of , ” maybe I can ” and now after finally attending and actively taking part in Goals I am able to remove the ‘ maybe’ and shout a clear ”I CAN” thank you Mr Dry.
Feels good to be home, I think I kinda missed this place, the lady with there hair looking for styles, my mate Mo quietly tapping away, n of course Hot John haha nothing changes , everything is as it was.
Goals is looming close, I mean I don’t even know why im nervous its not like I don’t know Mr Dry or anyone else come to that, its more of a confidence thing, ok yeah I can hear ya all but seriously guys come on I really am the shy type what can I say.
im almost sure everyone is hiding, I knew I should of kept quiet n not tweeted I was coming haha.
come on guys I need material , I need people to talk about , I feel like Bjork ” its oh so quiet ”.
what I really need is someone famous to walk in , I mean yeah ok im here im famous , total diva , but really can I actually write about myself .
hey a fleeting glimpse of snapchat , kind of a toe dip in n out .
was hoping to catch up with my main girl flash , well I did at least get a quick hi hows it going with Mr B 😉
life in the hub is like a cruise down the river today , slowly bobbing along without a proverbial care in the world, till of course I leave here n its back to the real world ..
If you think an annual general meeting is boring then ya sure ain’t been to a Leeds fed AGM.
Apart from learning a whole heap of interesting facts as to what various people do, I got to catch up with faces old and new, The chair was comfortable and spoke with a passion , pass me the mic please matt question time with a lady she actually is a lovely women , councillor Blake , snapchats hugo bus is a dream defo need a Thelma n Louise, can I get a roadtrip 😉 plush interior , flying saucers just what a girl wants.
People and property, flash n bo, pure genius it helps that bo is like hot much and flash never fails to make me giggle haha , enigmatic jeez girl ya forgot the red carpet, and why oh why was there no champers, I mean I’m a star, well I think I am haha only joking diva diva diva, glad I got an invite tho made me feel really important not just a resident so I’m guessing you fed guys are more than just a landlord, was nice to see Mr P been a while, shame the Big Bro was missing I’m sure there was an interesting story there , well this is late in arriving but plzzz divas do it right 😉
On a serious note, well done leeds fed on being more than just a landlord.
I MAY WELL BE A LOUD LADY (ALMOST AN ILLITERATION ) BUT I DONT SUFFER FOOLS GLADLY, MY PET HATE APART FROM BEING LIED TO IS PURE RUDENESS N IGNORANCE!! DARLIN STAY IN YOUR OWN SPACE COZ MINE AINT ENTERTAINING YOU N YA CAPITAL A IN THE WORLD OF ATTITUDE…. COME ON GUYS HOW MANY OF YOU LIKE BEING IN MID CONVO N HAVING SOME RUDE PERSON COME IN N DRAG UR CONVO BUDDY AWAY? IT AINT HAPPENING N I DONT DO RUDE , LADY PLEASE YOU AINT ALL THAT SO SIT DOWN HAVE A SEAT TAKE A TICKET N WAIT YA TURN , WHY? COZ WAITING NEVER KILLED ANYONE. GUYS I DO APOLOGISE FOR THE CAPS IM NOT YELLING , THE CAPS IS STUCK , MY EXCUSE IS THEE EXCUSE .
NOW ONTO POP UP ,ALAN IS DOING A TALK ON SOUL TRADING N TAX , CHARGES ECT , INTERSETING STUFF N I BET YA THOUGHT I WERNT LISTENING EH 😉 DONT JUDGE A WOMEN BY HER TYPING SKILLS SHE WONT APPRECIATE IT.
HAHAHA Mr G IS THE NEW TAX MAN , BRAZIL HERE I COME , OMDZ MY NEW WORD ‘EVASION’ WHICH OF COURSE I WOULD NEVER DO , I DONT EARN ENOUGH TO EVADE .
I LOVE LEGO MANS PASSION FOR HIS WORK SO MUCH ARM MOVEMENT N EYE CONTACT WITH EVERYONE , WOOOHOO I FEEL INVOLVED , WELL I AM INVOLVED EVEN IF IT IS LIVE BLOGGING , SOMETHING I LOVE OF COURSE , ALMOST AS MUCH AS POPPING UP 😉
well would you believe i found joshua kadisons ‘jesse’and no she aint painting a picture about how it used to be, n she aint really Josh’s Jesse , she B.I.T.M.O Jess n shes sat on the hugo bus with me at Asda , ‘jess grab some pegs while ya shopping please’, yup i dont do smells n something sure stinks on here today n it aint me coz sure takes care of that.
just had a lovely chat with the local community police lady helped her with a few ideas of summer in leeds for the kids. ok so that was my good deed of the day.
well ive worked in some quiet places but this is taking quiet to a whole new level, i could be sunbathing in the costa del Asda car park but no im sat with me peg waiting for customers, and admiring the scenery , riggott has some hot stuff going on .
sat daydreaming , we need michael mcintyre here coz he would bring in the crowds n this lil bus would be rocking. do i have to actually streak round the car park to get people on board HMS Hugo? more likely to chase of potential customers but hey right now anything to keep my mind of chocolate , omdz my daughter had a day with a chocolatier and her handmade chocs were mm mm!!
this has to be the shortest post ive done but there really is nothing to tell , we are in south leeds Asda on the hugo bus the sun is blazing me n Jess are quietly typing away whilst waiting for victims oops i meant customers , yes yes the sun is getting to me , i feel like im in sunny spain or is that wishful thinking , i kid u not its red hot here today .
so well Jess is sat here contemplating on buying a razor ( gosh jess noooooooooo dont do it plz its not worth it ) something about was it mowing the lawn or the amazonian rainforest, neither of which a razor is equipped to do, i casually said we should have the bus parked on the beach, jess comes out with ‘ well at least you can get off n walk around here’ hmm yup Jess cool idea lets stroll around asda car park, take in the views , lovely trolley park in the corner n omdz wait is that a land cruiser parked in the CAR PARK ?
on that note ima gonna leave ya to live laugh even love the blog n the women behind it!! ciao me lovelies till next time ….
Do you ever have those times when you are sat thinking ‘what’s it all about Alfie ‘ well that’s what I’m doing now, I don’t ever big myself up but just this once I’m gonna say I’m damn good at what I do so why is it no one ever offers me a paid job?
oh don’t get me wrong I don’t mean blogging I do this for you entertainment, I don’t mean giving talks on social media in the housing sector either I mean obviously there’s bigger people than me out there but do they do wit and humour with serious undertones? Are they people friendly?
There I am sitting at a table teaching people how to use a computer and social media ect which may I add I enjoy but here’s the bit I don’t get are you ready for this……. There’s no vacancies ! Only there are vacancies for volunteers 🙂 your under qualified ! But your qualified enough to volunteer 🙂 now I don’t know about you guys but I see no logic in that in fact id say it was verging on oxymoron country .
now I’m not asking for a lot just a job that pays enough for me to support my family , sixteen small hours a week, surely that’s not to difficult , surely if there is no job then you must be equipped to invent one ? How about someone who travels around teaching IT and social media skills to various people with various levels of techno knowledge , after all isn’t that what I’m already doing 🙂 only difference being I do it for nothing .
I love old folk probably coz im almost ( i say this lightly ) one of them , here i am sat in a community centre with a beautiful garden ( im thinking BBQs ) waiting to do some IT lessons with our luverly folks of cragside, and what a fun day we will have, Jack ‘Black’ n the super cool Ash are here too, fun times !!!
, met some supers cool peeps, Pat is a legend she has a tablet!! and she is a whizz on it, she loves arts n crafts and showed me some crochet n tatting that shes done so i showed her Pinterest and we were soon cooking on gas!
SuperC Ash was working with Betty, shes a lovely Young at heart lady who is a fellow southerner like me, id love to spend a day with her she is so full of life, Eastbourne aint gonna know whats hit them , yup these guys are to the beautiful southern seaside for a few days, im well jel but oh well il get to hear all about it next week, along with a new customer ive got interested in Pinertest.
well its auvoir cragside n bonjour ingles, Bjork springs to mind here , ‘its oh so quiet’ Jack ‘black’ n super c are sat in a lil huddle type thing doing a bit of male bonding, well ive been banished to the corner ,all alone !! where are all the people ? hmmm i need people, but i so dont like the door knocking thing but hey needs must n all that. Jack is so good with picking low fat sarnies but ummm Jack plz those blues are sour ewww.
im thinking ahead , im thinking bridging the gap, actually im thinking ‘Big brother n me ‘ lunch with Mr A im hoping is gonna be very productive for all involved, ok so this has nowt to do with ingles but please! its amazing what ya can think about or plan when ur sat in an empty room listening to Jack ‘Black’ n Super C chattin away, leaving me with just the laptop for company , OMDZ i must buy some new deodrant im guess i smell !! ciao for now im off to learn the old fashioned art of door knocking..